Hello readers in cyberspace, real space, and outer space and welcome to another installment of John's Conspiracy Theories. Today we in for a very contreversial topic, so I beg your forgiveness now if I offend you. As of yesterday's post, some readers have questioned how I have come across my details revolving around the Shadow and their influence on our everyday lives. I shall propose to you, my fellow conspirators, three possibilities to contemplate. I tell you the information which I have gathered to aid in your enlightenment and stimulate your mind. There are only three possible reasons for why I know what I know, well four but one's just implausable. I could in fact be a member of the Shadow, posing as an innocent man trying to share his knowledge with you. I could be that which I tell you not to fear, I could be the soul behind everything you know. This entire blog could be nothing but a trap to lure those who oppose Big Brother into the open. Fortunately for you, my dear friends, you need not worry. I, in complete confidence, guarentee you that neither from reading nor commenting on this series will your life ever be indangered. I could have a secret source that lays within the Shadow, a rebel so good that he has The Man himself convinced of his allegiance. This mole, as we shall call him, could be using me as a mouthpiece in order to enlighten the world on what it is that controls it. I could use deductive reasoning to decode the puzzles put forth by the Shadow. Or your final option would be that none of what I tell you is actually true, and I am just a paranoid lunatic. The choice is yours to believe my beloved readers.
Now onto today's topic. After posing the question to you, my faithful companions, today's topic is...
Women: What Are They Really and Where Did They Come From?
Since the beginning of time man has always had one question on his mind, "Why can I not live with nor without a woman?" Many theories have risen over the millenia as to the origin, purpose, and motives behind women, and for millenia they have made men silently suffer. Any man understands that women are extremely pivitol in his life, there is a natural attraction to them which cannot be easily denied or subdued. No matter the pain, suffering, or torture a man has had inflicted upon him by a woman, he still comes back to one again and again. So what are women really? Are males and females actually both the same race, or two seperate species who are able to produce young who can continue production? Mythology through the ages often depicts women as evil temptresses, only caring about devouring the souls of innocent men. In Greek mythology, you have the siren, a female who's song is so seductive it killed many sailors. In other beliefs you have the succubus, a female demon who seduces men and sends their souls to Hell. In Christianity you have the demon Lamia, the original vampiric spirit who feasts on babies and sleeps with men during the night before draining them dry. With all of these tales here to warn men of the tricks women play, how is it they always fall into the game? Are women really hellbent and their only purpose to cause agony and suffering to men? Well readers this answer is not so easy to come across. You can never ask a woman her species' purpose and expect a straight answer, you can't even ask the time without getting told to "check yourself" or "buy a watch". Because of this unfortunate circumstance, we are forced to rely on the judgement of our fellow men to interpret women, this in itself is faulty.
Most women truly have good intentions in all their actions, a shock I know, but there is something in the seperation between men and women which alters the outcome of said intentions and pollutes them. Women understand men as much as men understand women. They steal our souls and cause pain only because they do not understand what it is that causes us pain. In order for the prevention of this torture, a fully equal symbiotic relationship must occur between men and women in our society. Since that will never happen, men we must be strong and deal with the pain.
So if women are some foreign race, where do they come from? It is said that women are the same race as man (a hint that the Shadow may include women as well?), but the difference between them are much too profound. What if every species in fact is two species, a male and a female species? It would explain the differences of view points between the two, and the sense of pride which certain animals uphold.
Now to the origins of women, should they be a seperate race. Just as man was, women were introduced to the Earth by alien overlords in an attempt to breed an all mighty alien slave race. Unfortunately further discussion of this matter is a topic for another day. Today, all you need to know is that men and women originally came from seperate planets.
So what should a man do should he encounter a woman? It's elementary my fellow conspirators, he should react according to natural instinct, but be wary of any possible foul play; after all, who can trust something that bleeds for a week straight and doesn't die? Readers the question now comes to you, "What is woman's purpose in man's world?" Ladies, please feel free to reverse the topic if you wish, we would not wish to prevent any stimulated thought after all. I look forward to reading your responses. Until next publication fellow conspirators, farewell and remember, a man who does not think for himself is not a man.
Millsap Out
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Episode the Third: Hooray! I'm Not Dead Yet
Hello readers in cyberspace, real space, and outer space and welcome to another installation of John's Conspiracy Theories. As you can tell the predictions surrounding my untimely demise and the publication of the second issue of John's Conspiracy Theories. This proves that the Shadow is more clever than one is to hope. Obviously my declaration that I would be killed prevented them from acting and raising suspision. It's that, or I could be the Shadow pretending to be John only to convince you that the Shadow doesn't exist by convincing you it does and that this blog is nothing but the ramblings of a lunatic. But readers you have my word that I am in fact the real John, or Millsap whichever you prefer, and that these ramblings are much more than a crazy's journal. So in celebration of my lack of demise today I but pose to you my faithful readers to the topic of tomorrow's blog, but that is yet to come. I apologize ahead of time for the little investment into today's topic, but as request by Captain X today's topic shall be one of great interest.
And today's topic is...Nickelback; How Can Such A Band Be So Popular and Their Involvement With The Shadow.
For years musicians and Canadians, especially those from the Lower Mainland region of British Columbia, have been ashamed by the production of Nickelback. Originally rendering from some place in Alberta, Nickelback found it's way to the Lower Mainland where it gained much popularity in the local music scene. Successfully winning the Fox Seeds competition Nickelback skyrocketed up the charts and continue to have thousands of fans. The question that is posed here is, "how can such a horrible atrocity to music actually have a fanbase?"
Well it's elementary my dear readers. Nickelback was one of the first bands to ever perfect the use of subliminal mind messaging. What other explination can there be? Only through the use of hypnosis could such a terrible band actually be liked. Despite being the first band to use hypnosis, Nickelback was not the first group of people to develop a perfected technique. For years prior to the existance of Nickelback, television programming in many nations was used to convince people to fight for their nation or buy the latest capitalist item of pleasure. So how did Nickelback come across this ability you ask. Well I'll tell you. Nickelback was always horrible, they could never catch a break so they had to invest in sone form of bettering themselves. Rather than insuring their success through lessons, Nickelback came across the Shadow in attempts to find a producer willing to produce them. The Shadow had perfected subliminal messaging by this point but needed to find a way to broadcast it widely. Big Brother figured that a test needed to be run to see the effectiveness of their newly developped technique. Nickelback became the soul behind this test. Only by suffusing their horrible music with hypnotic undertones could Nickelback have any guarentee of success. Soon Chad Kruger became obsessed with his new found glory. Kruger became an active member of a subheading within the Shadow know as the subordinates. The subordinates are the lackies of the Shadow, carrying out the vile acts of our secret government undetected. Unfortunately for the Shadow, the mind control program proved flawed, and soon people began to realize their works were nothing but noise claiming to be music. This put the Shadow in danger of being discovered, so it quickly detatched from Nickelback, going through its record label and Hollywood records to brainwash the populous. Why else do you think you haven't heard a mediocre Nickelback song in the last seven years? Occasionally The Shadow will rely on Chad to try new experimental techniques but with little success. Hand in hand The Shadow and Nickelback have penetrated the music scene, trying to influence the minds of all.
Well fellow conspirators, there you have it. Nickelback has played its part in the Shadow, and will continue to do so. How will you prevent yourself from being corrupted by the mind controlling pop music scene?
Now as promised you get to decide upon tomorrow's topic. Shall we discuss Standardized Testing; What Good Does It Really Do?, H1N1 Continuation; Alien Hybrids?, or Women; What Are They Really and Where Did They Come From? The choice is your's readers. What would you like to discuss? Comment your choice as well as your input into today's topic below. And remember, A man who does not think for himself is not a man.
Millsap Out
And today's topic is...Nickelback; How Can Such A Band Be So Popular and Their Involvement With The Shadow.
For years musicians and Canadians, especially those from the Lower Mainland region of British Columbia, have been ashamed by the production of Nickelback. Originally rendering from some place in Alberta, Nickelback found it's way to the Lower Mainland where it gained much popularity in the local music scene. Successfully winning the Fox Seeds competition Nickelback skyrocketed up the charts and continue to have thousands of fans. The question that is posed here is, "how can such a horrible atrocity to music actually have a fanbase?"
Well it's elementary my dear readers. Nickelback was one of the first bands to ever perfect the use of subliminal mind messaging. What other explination can there be? Only through the use of hypnosis could such a terrible band actually be liked. Despite being the first band to use hypnosis, Nickelback was not the first group of people to develop a perfected technique. For years prior to the existance of Nickelback, television programming in many nations was used to convince people to fight for their nation or buy the latest capitalist item of pleasure. So how did Nickelback come across this ability you ask. Well I'll tell you. Nickelback was always horrible, they could never catch a break so they had to invest in sone form of bettering themselves. Rather than insuring their success through lessons, Nickelback came across the Shadow in attempts to find a producer willing to produce them. The Shadow had perfected subliminal messaging by this point but needed to find a way to broadcast it widely. Big Brother figured that a test needed to be run to see the effectiveness of their newly developped technique. Nickelback became the soul behind this test. Only by suffusing their horrible music with hypnotic undertones could Nickelback have any guarentee of success. Soon Chad Kruger became obsessed with his new found glory. Kruger became an active member of a subheading within the Shadow know as the subordinates. The subordinates are the lackies of the Shadow, carrying out the vile acts of our secret government undetected. Unfortunately for the Shadow, the mind control program proved flawed, and soon people began to realize their works were nothing but noise claiming to be music. This put the Shadow in danger of being discovered, so it quickly detatched from Nickelback, going through its record label and Hollywood records to brainwash the populous. Why else do you think you haven't heard a mediocre Nickelback song in the last seven years? Occasionally The Shadow will rely on Chad to try new experimental techniques but with little success. Hand in hand The Shadow and Nickelback have penetrated the music scene, trying to influence the minds of all.
Well fellow conspirators, there you have it. Nickelback has played its part in the Shadow, and will continue to do so. How will you prevent yourself from being corrupted by the mind controlling pop music scene?
Now as promised you get to decide upon tomorrow's topic. Shall we discuss Standardized Testing; What Good Does It Really Do?, H1N1 Continuation; Alien Hybrids?, or Women; What Are They Really and Where Did They Come From? The choice is your's readers. What would you like to discuss? Comment your choice as well as your input into today's topic below. And remember, A man who does not think for himself is not a man.
Millsap Out
Monday, November 16, 2009
Episode the Second: Could This Be The End?
Hello readers in cyberspace, real space, and outer space, and welcome to yet another installment of John's Conspiracy Theories. Today we shall deal with the two topics in honour of our second episode.
Our first topic shall recall yesterday's topic about The Man. It has become popular belief that eventually I shall stumble upon something which is correct, and meet my untimely demise. The predicted episode in which this is to happen, is today's episode. Luckily Millsap does not happen to be my real last name. Unfortunately the email which this persona is attached to has my real name in it. Luckily I am not the only one with that name, hopefully. Then again when I activated that email address I was required to input all my personal information, and if the Shadow really wanted me dead, they would be able to find me. So fellow conspirators, should this be the last insallment let no one silence you.
Now for the real topic of today's posting.
H1N1; Disease From Hell, or Product of mass Propoganda?
Recently there has been much hype over the so called pandemic of Swine Flu, or H1N1. The disease has swept through the world at a devestating rate claiming the lives of 23 residents of British Comlubia, or so we're told. with so much speculation into the disease, doctors no longer do proper testing to find out whether you have it or not, they just automatically assess you with the virus. They claim it to be a safety precaution to prevent further spread of the virus, but what is it really? We already know that all sources of media are influenced by the government, and as stated in last night's issue The Shadow Government controls by not supressing the opinons of it's opposition. Just because they do not supress their opposition, doesn't mean they don't spin tales and fabricate the truth in order to have better control of the populous. Fear is an amazing tool that, when utilized properly, is better than any form of mind control. By convincing the people of the dangers of the disease, the government has assured itself that the people will become dependant of it. Just as fear began to fully settle in among the people, the government happens to create a vaccination which prevents you from getting the disease. This vaccination is in high demand as many people are fearful of the over propogandized disease. Fearing for their lives, people flocked to clinics to recieve their immunization, only to find out the vaccine is in short supply. Soon the immunization was restricted to those deemed at "high risk" of catching the virus. Now as we near the British Columbian release date of the much anticipated virus fighting machine, residents are flocking to flu clinics to recieve their shot. The real question which arises is, "What is the vaccine actually doing to our body?" We are all familiar with the concept of vaccines, a dead viral cell is introduced into the body so that antibodies are familiar with the foreigner and know how to exterminate it. What if the virus the are injecting the people with is not H1N1, but some other super brain control virus? It's been demonstrated in many Hollywood films, such as the classic Invasion Of The Body Snatchers. In the film the aliens use flu shots to infect the human race with a virus which takes control of the host's body and in turn kills the host and replaces its nervous system with itself. This is also the theory behind zombie evolution and creation. A symbiotic viral infection which replaces the nervous system with itself, why do you think head shots and severing the spine of a zombie are the only ways to kill one? Even if the vaccination is not a paracitic life form, the government could be injecting microchips with tracing capabilities in them. "But John," you say, "In your last post you said Big Brother's always watching. If this is true, why would the government need to trace us with microchips?" Elementary my dear readers, how do you think Big Brother does it? He is not some God who is omniscient and sees and hears all, but a normal man, or group of men, who with the aid of technology is able to see and hear all.
"What if the vaccine is just that John? What if all it is is a preventitive measure to a potentially lethal virus?" If so reader, then what you need to consider is the fact you are feeding The Man's means of controlling you. If you allow yourself to get the vaccination you are giving into fear and technology, and not allowing our natural bodies to do there duty. A religious man would say that it is God who decides whether we live or not, not a series of scientists in a lab somewhere. Some may claim that God sent the vaccination, but if so why was is created in a lab? If God is the creator of all, why would he devise a disease which could eliminate us, only to introduce an anti-virus later? It seems rather redundent if you ask me. By subjecting yourself to the propoganda put forth by The Shadow, and succumbing to the fear which has spread through the world faster than the virus itself, you are but giving Big Brother more power. Today it's vaccination, tomorrow it's martial law.
Is the H1N1 vaccination just a hoax, or is it truly legit? You be the judge fellow conspirators, I lok forward to reading of your opinions.
Remember a man who does not think for himself, is not a man.
Millsap Out
Our first topic shall recall yesterday's topic about The Man. It has become popular belief that eventually I shall stumble upon something which is correct, and meet my untimely demise. The predicted episode in which this is to happen, is today's episode. Luckily Millsap does not happen to be my real last name. Unfortunately the email which this persona is attached to has my real name in it. Luckily I am not the only one with that name, hopefully. Then again when I activated that email address I was required to input all my personal information, and if the Shadow really wanted me dead, they would be able to find me. So fellow conspirators, should this be the last insallment let no one silence you.
Now for the real topic of today's posting.
H1N1; Disease From Hell, or Product of mass Propoganda?
Recently there has been much hype over the so called pandemic of Swine Flu, or H1N1. The disease has swept through the world at a devestating rate claiming the lives of 23 residents of British Comlubia, or so we're told. with so much speculation into the disease, doctors no longer do proper testing to find out whether you have it or not, they just automatically assess you with the virus. They claim it to be a safety precaution to prevent further spread of the virus, but what is it really? We already know that all sources of media are influenced by the government, and as stated in last night's issue The Shadow Government controls by not supressing the opinons of it's opposition. Just because they do not supress their opposition, doesn't mean they don't spin tales and fabricate the truth in order to have better control of the populous. Fear is an amazing tool that, when utilized properly, is better than any form of mind control. By convincing the people of the dangers of the disease, the government has assured itself that the people will become dependant of it. Just as fear began to fully settle in among the people, the government happens to create a vaccination which prevents you from getting the disease. This vaccination is in high demand as many people are fearful of the over propogandized disease. Fearing for their lives, people flocked to clinics to recieve their immunization, only to find out the vaccine is in short supply. Soon the immunization was restricted to those deemed at "high risk" of catching the virus. Now as we near the British Columbian release date of the much anticipated virus fighting machine, residents are flocking to flu clinics to recieve their shot. The real question which arises is, "What is the vaccine actually doing to our body?" We are all familiar with the concept of vaccines, a dead viral cell is introduced into the body so that antibodies are familiar with the foreigner and know how to exterminate it. What if the virus the are injecting the people with is not H1N1, but some other super brain control virus? It's been demonstrated in many Hollywood films, such as the classic Invasion Of The Body Snatchers. In the film the aliens use flu shots to infect the human race with a virus which takes control of the host's body and in turn kills the host and replaces its nervous system with itself. This is also the theory behind zombie evolution and creation. A symbiotic viral infection which replaces the nervous system with itself, why do you think head shots and severing the spine of a zombie are the only ways to kill one? Even if the vaccination is not a paracitic life form, the government could be injecting microchips with tracing capabilities in them. "But John," you say, "In your last post you said Big Brother's always watching. If this is true, why would the government need to trace us with microchips?" Elementary my dear readers, how do you think Big Brother does it? He is not some God who is omniscient and sees and hears all, but a normal man, or group of men, who with the aid of technology is able to see and hear all.
"What if the vaccine is just that John? What if all it is is a preventitive measure to a potentially lethal virus?" If so reader, then what you need to consider is the fact you are feeding The Man's means of controlling you. If you allow yourself to get the vaccination you are giving into fear and technology, and not allowing our natural bodies to do there duty. A religious man would say that it is God who decides whether we live or not, not a series of scientists in a lab somewhere. Some may claim that God sent the vaccination, but if so why was is created in a lab? If God is the creator of all, why would he devise a disease which could eliminate us, only to introduce an anti-virus later? It seems rather redundent if you ask me. By subjecting yourself to the propoganda put forth by The Shadow, and succumbing to the fear which has spread through the world faster than the virus itself, you are but giving Big Brother more power. Today it's vaccination, tomorrow it's martial law.
Is the H1N1 vaccination just a hoax, or is it truly legit? You be the judge fellow conspirators, I lok forward to reading of your opinions.
Remember a man who does not think for himself, is not a man.
Millsap Out
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Episode The First: A Brief Introduction to the Show
Hello readers in cyberspace, real space, and outer space, and welcome to the first of, hopefully a bountiful number of, installations in the one blog that discusses the truth they don't want you to know. Who are they, you may ask. Well the truth is no one really knows, but they watch your every move to make sure you don't learn out about them. As a first time reader you should be warned, some of the comments and installments to follow my offend you, or put you in danger of losing your life as you'll be labeled a "threat to national security" for "knowing too much". So whether you're here to discuss the secrets which keep our world spinning, or just here to escape reality and experience the few laughs you get in your depressing excuse for a life, I hereby invite you, and whomever you wish to share my insight with, to forget about what you're told and how you're supposed to think and let the theories fly. Don't let fear of your own demise prevent you from telling the world what's really going on. Don't let the man get you down!
What a great segway into our first theory: The Man; Who Is He and What Does He Really Do?
The man is not as fictitious as one is led to believe. Big Brother is watching your every move and knows which ones to act on. How could someone always be watching and you don't notice it you ask? Well it's quite simple, Big Brother cannot have his presense revealed unless absolutely manditory. Big Brother controls all, he's the reason you have to brush your teeth, the reason you go to school, the reason you have to do chores. Big Brother is slowly cultivating us into his ideal society. A society full of mindless slaves who do what they're told because what they're told is all they know. Who is Big Brother, one may ask, but the the answer is not as clear as one would hope. No one's really quite sure who Big Brother is, or if he is in fact just one person. Many theories have been thrown around where Big Brother is a syndicate of men known only as "The Shadow Government". This "Shadow Government" secretly controls every last aspect of human life. All laws are proposed by the shadow, all bills are denied by the shadow. Every ticket you ever recieved, every electrical bill, every annoying telemarketer who calls at dinner, is sent by the shadow. Only the Shadow Government has real control over what is said, or even thought.
By this point, you're probably asking yourself, "What is this nutcase on?" Well the truth is nothing. "But John if the "Shadow Government" is so powerful and controlling, how come it's allowing you to tell us about it?" Elementary my dear readers. If the Shadow prevented me from making this post, my suspicions would only increase, and with good reason. By letting someone rant about the seemingly impossible all controlling government within the government, that person seems like a madman. What man in his right mind believes a madman? The best way to make the truth seem like a lie is to not sensor it. Why do you think Hitler, Stalin and Mussolini failed? Because the rest of the world was against them? NO! They sensored those who opposed them, rather than making them seem off their rocker. The Shadow Government controls every aspect of your life, whether you'd like to admit it or not. Currently you are being cultivated by The Man to perfect society. By not sensoring those who opposes him, Big Brother ensures his survival, as now I am spreading the word of him to the people. His existance is being forced into the daylight, but maybe that's what he wants. The Shadow Government dies control every move I make after all.
Fellow conspirators, this is but a taste of what is to come. Please stay tuned for furthur discussion. Remember a man who dies not think for himself, is not a man.
Millsap out
What a great segway into our first theory: The Man; Who Is He and What Does He Really Do?
The man is not as fictitious as one is led to believe. Big Brother is watching your every move and knows which ones to act on. How could someone always be watching and you don't notice it you ask? Well it's quite simple, Big Brother cannot have his presense revealed unless absolutely manditory. Big Brother controls all, he's the reason you have to brush your teeth, the reason you go to school, the reason you have to do chores. Big Brother is slowly cultivating us into his ideal society. A society full of mindless slaves who do what they're told because what they're told is all they know. Who is Big Brother, one may ask, but the the answer is not as clear as one would hope. No one's really quite sure who Big Brother is, or if he is in fact just one person. Many theories have been thrown around where Big Brother is a syndicate of men known only as "The Shadow Government". This "Shadow Government" secretly controls every last aspect of human life. All laws are proposed by the shadow, all bills are denied by the shadow. Every ticket you ever recieved, every electrical bill, every annoying telemarketer who calls at dinner, is sent by the shadow. Only the Shadow Government has real control over what is said, or even thought.
By this point, you're probably asking yourself, "What is this nutcase on?" Well the truth is nothing. "But John if the "Shadow Government" is so powerful and controlling, how come it's allowing you to tell us about it?" Elementary my dear readers. If the Shadow prevented me from making this post, my suspicions would only increase, and with good reason. By letting someone rant about the seemingly impossible all controlling government within the government, that person seems like a madman. What man in his right mind believes a madman? The best way to make the truth seem like a lie is to not sensor it. Why do you think Hitler, Stalin and Mussolini failed? Because the rest of the world was against them? NO! They sensored those who opposed them, rather than making them seem off their rocker. The Shadow Government controls every aspect of your life, whether you'd like to admit it or not. Currently you are being cultivated by The Man to perfect society. By not sensoring those who opposes him, Big Brother ensures his survival, as now I am spreading the word of him to the people. His existance is being forced into the daylight, but maybe that's what he wants. The Shadow Government dies control every move I make after all.
Fellow conspirators, this is but a taste of what is to come. Please stay tuned for furthur discussion. Remember a man who dies not think for himself, is not a man.
Millsap out
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