Hello readers in cyberspace, real space, and outer space, and welcome to the first of, hopefully a bountiful number of, installations in the one blog that discusses the truth they don't want you to know. Who are they, you may ask. Well the truth is no one really knows, but they watch your every move to make sure you don't learn out about them. As a first time reader you should be warned, some of the comments and installments to follow my offend you, or put you in danger of losing your life as you'll be labeled a "threat to national security" for "knowing too much". So whether you're here to discuss the secrets which keep our world spinning, or just here to escape reality and experience the few laughs you get in your depressing excuse for a life, I hereby invite you, and whomever you wish to share my insight with, to forget about what you're told and how you're supposed to think and let the theories fly. Don't let fear of your own demise prevent you from telling the world what's really going on. Don't let the man get you down!
What a great segway into our first theory: The Man; Who Is He and What Does He Really Do?
The man is not as fictitious as one is led to believe. Big Brother is watching your every move and knows which ones to act on. How could someone always be watching and you don't notice it you ask? Well it's quite simple, Big Brother cannot have his presense revealed unless absolutely manditory. Big Brother controls all, he's the reason you have to brush your teeth, the reason you go to school, the reason you have to do chores. Big Brother is slowly cultivating us into his ideal society. A society full of mindless slaves who do what they're told because what they're told is all they know. Who is Big Brother, one may ask, but the the answer is not as clear as one would hope. No one's really quite sure who Big Brother is, or if he is in fact just one person. Many theories have been thrown around where Big Brother is a syndicate of men known only as "The Shadow Government". This "Shadow Government" secretly controls every last aspect of human life. All laws are proposed by the shadow, all bills are denied by the shadow. Every ticket you ever recieved, every electrical bill, every annoying telemarketer who calls at dinner, is sent by the shadow. Only the Shadow Government has real control over what is said, or even thought.
By this point, you're probably asking yourself, "What is this nutcase on?" Well the truth is nothing. "But John if the "Shadow Government" is so powerful and controlling, how come it's allowing you to tell us about it?" Elementary my dear readers. If the Shadow prevented me from making this post, my suspicions would only increase, and with good reason. By letting someone rant about the seemingly impossible all controlling government within the government, that person seems like a madman. What man in his right mind believes a madman? The best way to make the truth seem like a lie is to not sensor it. Why do you think Hitler, Stalin and Mussolini failed? Because the rest of the world was against them? NO! They sensored those who opposed them, rather than making them seem off their rocker. The Shadow Government controls every aspect of your life, whether you'd like to admit it or not. Currently you are being cultivated by The Man to perfect society. By not sensoring those who opposes him, Big Brother ensures his survival, as now I am spreading the word of him to the people. His existance is being forced into the daylight, but maybe that's what he wants. The Shadow Government dies control every move I make after all.
Fellow conspirators, this is but a taste of what is to come. Please stay tuned for furthur discussion. Remember a man who dies not think for himself, is not a man.
Millsap out
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your white text blinds me. and your conspiracy theories... hmmm. i havent decided if i'm actually going to frequently read this, as you tell me these kinds of things all the time anyways. KML.
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But I read it. I was never one for conspiracy theories, but this seems interesting. I usually don't frequently read blogs, but I might stay up to date with your's and Mo's.
Well I encourage you both to frequent this one, as I will touch conspiracies which I dare not speak in public as D will probably hit me for half of them. I implore you to comment as much as you like, and feel free to contribute your two cents as well.
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ReplyDeleteI like your tagline, it makes me laugh.
As for the shadow government, it reminds me of the shadowy board figures from Clone High. Is there a connection? Doubtful. But I'm sure if you cared to you'd find one.