Episode the Fourth: An Age Old Question

Hello readers in cyberspace, real space, and outer space and welcome to another installment of John's Conspiracy Theories. Today we in for a very contreversial topic, so I beg your forgiveness now if I offend you. As of yesterday's post, some readers have questioned how I have come across my details revolving around the Shadow and their influence on our everyday lives. I shall propose to you, my fellow conspirators, three possibilities to contemplate. I tell you the information which I have gathered to aid in your enlightenment and stimulate your mind. There are only three possible reasons for why I know what I know, well four but one's just implausable. I could in fact be a member of the Shadow, posing as an innocent man trying to share his knowledge with you. I could be that which I tell you not to fear, I could be the soul behind everything you know. This entire blog could be nothing but a trap to lure those who oppose Big Brother into the open. Fortunately for you, my dear friends, you need not worry. I, in complete confidence, guarentee you that neither from reading nor commenting on this series will your life ever be indangered. I could have a secret source that lays within the Shadow, a rebel so good that he has The Man himself convinced of his allegiance. This mole, as we shall call him, could be using me as a mouthpiece in order to enlighten the world on what it is that controls it. I could use deductive reasoning to decode the puzzles put forth by the Shadow. Or your final option would be that none of what I tell you is actually true, and I am just a paranoid lunatic. The choice is yours to believe my beloved readers.

Now onto today's topic. After posing the question to you, my faithful companions, today's topic is...
Women: What Are They Really and Where Did They Come From?

Since the beginning of time man has always had one question on his mind, "Why can I not live with nor without a woman?" Many theories have risen over the millenia as to the origin, purpose, and motives behind women, and for millenia they have made men silently suffer. Any man understands that women are extremely pivitol in his life, there is a natural attraction to them which cannot be easily denied or subdued. No matter the pain, suffering, or torture a man has had inflicted upon him by a woman, he still comes back to one again and again. So what are women really? Are males and females actually both the same race, or two seperate species who are able to produce young who can continue production? Mythology through the ages often depicts women as evil temptresses, only caring about devouring the souls of innocent men. In Greek mythology, you have the siren, a female who's song is so seductive it killed many sailors. In other beliefs you have the succubus, a female demon who seduces men and sends their souls to Hell. In Christianity you have the demon Lamia, the original vampiric spirit who feasts on babies and sleeps with men during the night before draining them dry. With all of these tales here to warn men of the tricks women play, how is it they always fall into the game? Are women really hellbent and their only purpose to cause agony and suffering to men? Well readers this answer is not so easy to come across. You can never ask a woman her species' purpose and expect a straight answer, you can't even ask the time without getting told to "check yourself" or "buy a watch". Because of this unfortunate circumstance, we are forced to rely on the judgement of our fellow men to interpret women, this in itself is faulty.

Most women truly have good intentions in all their actions, a shock I know, but there is something in the seperation between men and women which alters the outcome of said intentions and pollutes them. Women understand men as much as men understand women. They steal our souls and cause pain only because they do not understand what it is that causes us pain. In order for the prevention of this torture, a fully equal symbiotic relationship must occur between men and women in our society. Since that will never happen, men we must be strong and deal with the pain.

So if women are some foreign race, where do they come from? It is said that women are the same race as man (a hint that the Shadow may include women as well?), but the difference between them are much too profound. What if every species in fact is two species, a male and a female species? It would explain the differences of view points between the two, and the sense of pride which certain animals uphold.

Now to the origins of women, should they be a seperate race. Just as man was, women were introduced to the Earth by alien overlords in an attempt to breed an all mighty alien slave race. Unfortunately further discussion of this matter is a topic for another day. Today, all you need to know is that men and women originally came from seperate planets.

So what should a man do should he encounter a woman? It's elementary my fellow conspirators, he should react according to natural instinct, but be wary of any possible foul play; after all, who can trust something that bleeds for a week straight and doesn't die? Readers the question now comes to you, "What is woman's purpose in man's world?" Ladies, please feel free to reverse the topic if you wish, we would not wish to prevent any stimulated thought after all. I look forward to reading your responses. Until next publication fellow conspirators, farewell and remember, a man who does not think for himself is not a man.

Millsap Out