Episode the Second: Could This Be The End?

Hello readers in cyberspace, real space, and outer space, and welcome to yet another installment of John's Conspiracy Theories. Today we shall deal with the two topics in honour of our second episode.
Our first topic shall recall yesterday's topic about The Man. It has become popular belief that eventually I shall stumble upon something which is correct, and meet my untimely demise. The predicted episode in which this is to happen, is today's episode. Luckily Millsap does not happen to be my real last name. Unfortunately the email which this persona is attached to has my real name in it. Luckily I am not the only one with that name, hopefully. Then again when I activated that email address I was required to input all my personal information, and if the Shadow really wanted me dead, they would be able to find me. So fellow conspirators, should this be the last insallment let no one silence you.

Now for the real topic of today's posting.
H1N1; Disease From Hell, or Product of mass Propoganda?

Recently there has been much hype over the so called pandemic of Swine Flu, or H1N1. The disease has swept through the world at a devestating rate claiming the lives of 23 residents of British Comlubia, or so we're told. with so much speculation into the disease, doctors no longer do proper testing to find out whether you have it or not, they just automatically assess you with the virus. They claim it to be a safety precaution to prevent further spread of the virus, but what is it really? We already know that all sources of media are influenced by the government, and as stated in last night's issue The Shadow Government controls by not supressing the opinons of it's opposition. Just because they do not supress their opposition, doesn't mean they don't spin tales and fabricate the truth in order to have better control of the populous. Fear is an amazing tool that, when utilized properly, is better than any form of mind control. By convincing the people of the dangers of the disease, the government has assured itself that the people will become dependant of it. Just as fear began to fully settle in among the people, the government happens to create a vaccination which prevents you from getting the disease. This vaccination is in high demand as many people are fearful of the over propogandized disease. Fearing for their lives, people flocked to clinics to recieve their immunization, only to find out the vaccine is in short supply. Soon the immunization was restricted to those deemed at "high risk" of catching the virus. Now as we near the British Columbian release date of the much anticipated virus fighting machine, residents are flocking to flu clinics to recieve their shot. The real question which arises is, "What is the vaccine actually doing to our body?" We are all familiar with the concept of vaccines, a dead viral cell is introduced into the body so that antibodies are familiar with the foreigner and know how to exterminate it. What if the virus the are injecting the people with is not H1N1, but some other super brain control virus? It's been demonstrated in many Hollywood films, such as the classic Invasion Of The Body Snatchers. In the film the aliens use flu shots to infect the human race with a virus which takes control of the host's body and in turn kills the host and replaces its nervous system with itself. This is also the theory behind zombie evolution and creation. A symbiotic viral infection which replaces the nervous system with itself, why do you think head shots and severing the spine of a zombie are the only ways to kill one? Even if the vaccination is not a paracitic life form, the government could be injecting microchips with tracing capabilities in them. "But John," you say, "In your last post you said Big Brother's always watching. If this is true, why would the government need to trace us with microchips?" Elementary my dear readers, how do you think Big Brother does it? He is not some God who is omniscient and sees and hears all, but a normal man, or group of men, who with the aid of technology is able to see and hear all.
"What if the vaccine is just that John? What if all it is is a preventitive measure to a potentially lethal virus?" If so reader, then what you need to consider is the fact you are feeding The Man's means of controlling you. If you allow yourself to get the vaccination you are giving into fear and technology, and not allowing our natural bodies to do there duty. A religious man would say that it is God who decides whether we live or not, not a series of scientists in a lab somewhere. Some may claim that God sent the vaccination, but if so why was is created in a lab? If God is the creator of all, why would he devise a disease which could eliminate us, only to introduce an anti-virus later? It seems rather redundent if you ask me. By subjecting yourself to the propoganda put forth by The Shadow, and succumbing to the fear which has spread through the world faster than the virus itself, you are but giving Big Brother more power. Today it's vaccination, tomorrow it's martial law.
Is the H1N1 vaccination just a hoax, or is it truly legit? You be the judge fellow conspirators, I lok forward to reading of your opinions.

Remember a man who does not think for himself, is not a man.

Millsap Out